eLeCTRIC PENCILS

Seriously

I’m bored. Someone ask me something. Or tell me a story. Something titillating. I don’t...

Dec 12th

Do it!

Ask me something! Tell me something! http://www.formspring.com/forms/?758695-41SYTn0LqG

Dec 12th

Formspring Entry of the Day

i just woke up and am currently still naked. *standing ovation* It’s Friday and I’ve...

Dec 12th

Yes, Virginia

There’s a cartoon version of “Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus” on CBS...

Dec 12th

Death is a business

jmarie3: My grandmother died yesterday at 97 years old.  Up until 6 months ago, she was fairly...

Dec 12th

Listen

j1980: Violent Femmes. American Music. My favorite Femmes song. “Nobody here would go to...

Dec 11th

Since Tumblr kind of sucks

Follow me on Twitter: @electricpencils You get sports, music, sarcasm and if you stay up late, you...

Dec 11th

am-: benjaminlinus: am-: tumblr’s being weird. it tells me there’s three new posts and when i...

Dec 11th

Call For Submissions: Music-Themed Issue

maddiehope: electricpencils: ghotimagazine: Ghoti Magazine www.ghotimag.com E-Mail:...

Dec 11th

Call For Submissions: Music-Themed Issue

ghotimagazine: Ghoti Magazine www.ghotimag.com E-Mail: editors@ghotimag.com Now accepting...

Dec 11th

If you like it then you shoulda put a...

Formspring on it. Ask me something. Tell me something. You may remain anonymous. ...

Dec 11th

yurztruly: electricpencils: In all fairness…I don’t know who HE is, let alone what his side of...

Dec 11th

maddiehope: (via bringtheruckuss)

Dec 11th

WHY ARE SOME OF YOU BELIEVING THAT...

yurztruly: He is fucking leaving out ALL the context in order to make things seem WAAAY more...

Dec 11th

Best Holiday Movies of All-Time

Anyone who retweets and say It’s A Wonderful Life is getting unfollowed. I’m not...

Dec 11th

Oh my fucking God.

yurztruly: So many fucking lies. Stop with the titillating! You’re killing us!

Dec 11th

Some untruths.

yurztruly: That actually was not the tag you used that I took issue with.  Complete fabrication...

Dec 11th

Elise brought home two cases of these yesterday....

Dec 11th

excitablehonky: Barry Petchesky: If the All-Star Game...

Dec 11th

We have a follow-up...

Comments: sex is a given. christmas or not. i want to get something thoughtful, but obviously, by...

Dec 11th

Next question...

what should i get my boyfriend for christmas? That’s a tough question. A lot of factors come...

Dec 11th

Our first question...and it's an...

what is formspring? Well, there are a couple of answers to this… 1. Formspring is my daily...

Dec 11th

I Have A Headache...Click Here to Formspring...

Dec 11th

jmarie3: electricpencils: yurztruly: …followed closely by the boring rectangular-shaped...

Dec 11th

yurztruly: …followed closely by the boring...

Dec 11th

the best ones in those tins are the ones...

yurztruly: they should just sell entire tins of the pretzel-shaped ones. Totally agree. Danish...

Dec 11th

“Why should we accept that the “talent” of someone who writes...”
— Howard Zinn (via...

Dec 10th

I don't really ever do this during the day...

Dec 10th

Rather than warming up some real food

I ate cherry dump cake. Don’t judge me.

Dec 10th

Listen

This song always gets my blood moving. The Proclaimers—“Over and Done With”

Dec 10th

Another Fact:

People only tend to “Like” my posts after Judy reblogs them. I’m a Tumblarity...

Dec 10th

Fact:

jmarie3: electricpencils: I usually turn people off when I say John Cale’s version of...

Dec 10th

From Formspring

I’m too tired to think of a good question, but I do think you’re an amazing person. ...

Dec 10th

Fact:

I usually turn people off when I say John Cale’s version of “Hallelujah” is better...

Dec 10th

I guess Ohio has left me...

Dec 10th

1980uncovered: So stinking cute. carinaavila: wile e....

Dec 10th

I actually did an IP lookup

I still have no idea who you are. Sorry. I’m lousy that way.

Dec 10th

Is it just you and me, Ohio?

Keep’em coming. http://www.formspring.com/forms/?758695-41SYTn0LqG

Dec 10th

More questions...

1. How long is a piece of string? From one end to the other. 2. What’s the meaning of...

Dec 10th

I assure you

there is plenty of room in the Formspring for more than one question or comment at a time. Come on,...

Dec 10th

Listen

For our lonely, longing listener in a crappy mood… Dinosaur Jr.—“This Is All I...

Dec 10th

Our first question...

I’m in a crappy mood. What should I listen to, to fix this? I am currently listening to  the...

Dec 10th

For the Night Owls...(click it!)

Dec 10th

Haha...

yurztruly: The second I posted that, everything showed up all at once. I CALLED TUMBLR OUT ON ITS...

Dec 10th

Is anybody else having the problem of...

yurztruly: Heart this post, if so. Who looks at their own front page? That’s just vanity....

Dec 10th

Listen

jmarie3: electricpencils: Song of the Night Cracker—“Get Off This”

Dec 10th

excitablehonky: theduty: BLOW IT OUT MOMMY! WOW.

Dec 9th

1980uncovered: Oh, Del. It worked on me. (via...

Dec 9th

maddiehope: electricpencils: men who were somehow raised...

Dec 9th

maddiehope: fizzzzy: sixteendays: northerndownpour: ...

Dec 9th

For a brief moment

my tumblarity was over 200. Now it’s down to 180. It’s all fleeting.

Dec 9th

Listen

jmarie3: cargohoo: Cracker - I Hate My Generation One of the most underrated bands of the...

Dec 9th

Listen

Sponge—“Live Here Without You” I saw Sponge live twice (both before this song...

Dec 9th

What?! John Lennon is dead?!

yurztruly: electricpencils: Fuck. Now I owe someone five bucks because the Beatles aren’t...

Dec 8th

What?! John Lennon is dead?!

yurztruly: electricpencils: Fuck. Now I owe someone five bucks because the Beatles aren’t...

Dec 8th

What?! John Lennon is dead?!

Fuck. Now I owe someone five bucks because the Beatles aren’t getting back together. I...

Dec 8th

Listen

afghanibanani: nighthawks: Bishop Allen - The News From Your Bed When your family calls you...

Dec 8th

Watch

afghanibanani: Richard Branson opens the doors to Virgin Galactic spaceship. The 300 people who...

Dec 8th

Another Formspring Christmas Response

I love Christmas because I get to see my family.  Since we are spread all over the country it is...

Dec 8th

It's weird

listening to a live album and thinking “Hey, I was one of those out of tune fuckers singing...

Dec 8th

Dear Tumblr

When I click unfollow, it means I no longer want to follow that Tumblr, so I would greatly...

Dec 8th

From Formspring

What if you don’t like Christmas? Well, then we might be able to be friends.

Dec 8th

Tell Me Why You Love Christmas

Dec 8th

(via kellyoxford) The message of this comic is that Archie...

Dec 8th

So I just started this..

ryantheduke: and I have 0 followers. It’s ok.. you can follow me. I’m just a wonderful bearded...

Dec 8th

Where are you?

kellyoxford: It’s -16F I’m driving on ice and snow. This would be a favorite thing of mine but...

Dec 7th

An excellent Formspring question

How do you feel about the Oxford comma? For the most part, I do not use the Oxford comma.  I find...

Dec 7th

Um, Formspring?

Dec 7th

you guys have no idea how much i love...

(via bathroomwindow) He only had that “Informer” song. But it was pretty good.

Dec 7th

the new family i'm working for

jmarie3: am-: the mum calls her two year old little boy “it” as in “what’s it up to now?” or...

Dec 7th

From ACTUAL accident insurance claim...

yurztruly: lickystickypickyme: “A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.” “The other car...

Dec 6th

Watch

kellyoxford: I left out the contractions and vagina shots, though I do have those. Every time I...

Dec 6th

excitablehonky: I slept like a baby last night. Anybody...

Dec 6th

My Tumblarity is 187

cause murder was the case that they gave me.

Dec 5th

jmarie3: benjaminlinus: Here is a picture of my cat.  I...

Dec 5th

85% of Women between the ages of 50-65...

kellyoxford: There is nothing worse than listening to these women verbally navigate themselves...

Dec 5th

“Adam Lambert probably tastes like glitter, hairspray and...”
—  diary excerpt of a jealous 13...

Dec 5th

Watch

Hands down, the greatest sports/music video of all-time. No question. Whomever made this is a...

Dec 5th

kellyoxford: Sarah Jessica Parker, “I don’t want my girls...

Dec 4th

An Open Letter to America about Gays

kellyoxford: Hey Big Brutha, Just checking in here for a minute to see if I understand how you are...

Dec 4th

“Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy...”

Dec 4th

Reblog with a song that's made you cry

bathroomwindow: Golden Slumbers - The Beatles Um, the Wedding March.

Dec 4th

bathroomwindow: You better watch who you’re calling a...

Dec 4th

Listen

jmarie3: hoarr: jmarie3: Looking Glass - Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl) God, I love this...

Dec 4th

Haha... everyone reblogged that before...

(via yurztruly) Are you fishing for a second reblog?

Dec 4th

Listen

yurztruly: ewokonline: crbrown3 ::: megmess: Counting Crows // A Long December Reblog for...

Dec 4th

Listen

“Disconnected”—Me and ‘Someone Else’. (Previously known as Belinda...

Dec 3rd

dream converstion

Random person: Vicky, this is Raymond.
Me: Raymond eh? Guess you must be pretty popular.
Raymond: I beg your pardon?
Me: Well, Everybody Loves Raymond.
(Wonk wonk waaaah.)

Dec 3rd

A look back at some Glenn Beck-isms

afghanibanani: On families of the victims of the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks: “[T]his...

Dec 3rd

Who wants to go to IHOP for Holiday...

einsteinsgirl: electricpencils: einsteinsgirl: electricpencils: I do. I do! me me.  I LOVE...

Dec 3rd

Who wants to go to IHOP for Holiday...

einsteinsgirl: electricpencils: I do. I do! me me.  I LOVE IHOP. Me too. I wish there was...

Dec 3rd

Hey Jasper, how is that even comfortable?

Dec 3rd

Who wants to go to IHOP for Holiday...

I do. I do!

Dec 3rd

do they have nudist colleges

bathroomwindow: nightofthedancingflame: bathroomwindow: if they dont can i apply to UNC and...

Dec 3rd

"Is Your Lunch Causing Global Warming?"...

afghanibanani: To which I say: Fuck off. I’ll eat my Diesel Twinkies and Rubber Tire Burgers if I...

Dec 3rd

kellyoxford: This 2009 holiday season is dedicated to...

Dec 3rd

Click Here For Formspring Action

Dec 3rd

Listen

truthordare: Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran I’m on the hunt, I’m after you Mouth is alive,...

Dec 3rd

afghanibanani: peetypassion: It’s A Trap wtf lol omg ...

Dec 3rd

Does anyone else like John Prine

or am I just a sonuvabitch?

Dec 3rd

BROTHERS

Anyone else going to see this movie this weekend? I, for one, have been looking forward to it for a...

Dec 3rd

The bats called, they want their shit...

afghanibanani: I hope my childrens’ teachers sit in class and blog and call other people cunts...

Dec 3rd

Tomorrow is trash day

which means tonight is “Sorry, Thanksgiving Leftovers, but your week on Refrigerator Row has...

Dec 3rd

As the College Bowl Season starts to...

Remember this: If you’re team isn’t named Florida, Alabama, USC, Oklahoma, Ohio State,...

Dec 3rd

I feel like I should've had more sleep

but I got 8 hours. It’s gray and rainy. I was going to say “cold” as well, but...

Dec 3rd

Answers

…and no one bothered to photograph this hilarity? Nope. We thought about filming it, but only...

Dec 3rd

My body is tired

but my brain’s not ready for bed. Tonight, Elise’s store had to make a delivery to a...

Dec 3rd

Ask Away...A-Okay.

Dec 3rd

Listen

excitablehonky: topherchris: They Might Be Giants — Birdhouse In Your Soul

Dec 3rd

Watch

kellyoxford: This is worth a reblog….. TONIGHT!! A&E’s Steven Seagal LAWMAN. It’s already the...

Dec 2nd

Listen

Dave Rawlings Machine—“To Be Young (is to be sad, is to be high)”

Dec 2nd

REASON # 1 Why Twitter is better than...

Dec 2nd

Husband and Wife falling asleep

Husband: What language do you think 'pronto' is derived from?
Wife: Italian.
Husband: Really?
*5 mins of silence*
Husband: When Lionel Richie sang "ALL NIGHT LOONG, ALL NIIIGHT, ALL NIGHT, ALL. NIGHT. LONG...
*begins to hump wife's leg*
Husband cont'd: Is he singing about this?

Dec 2nd

Let's throw it out there one more time...

Dec 2nd

My tumblarity

is now at 120. Thank you to everyone who made this possible…my fellow tumblrs, President...

Dec 2nd

Listen

afghanibanani: goodtimesgreatoldies: I Fought the Law The Bobby Fuller Four 1964 I love...

Dec 2nd

Formspring Me

hey! how has your day been??? i hope your tumblarity probably goes away! My day…well, my cat...

Dec 2nd

Since everyone else has their Spring out...

Dec 2nd

My tumblarity peaked

jmarie3: electricpencils: around 152 this week. It’s back down to 100. I’m trying really hard...

Dec 2nd

My tumblarity peaked

around 152 this week. It’s back down to 100. I’m trying really hard to care.

Dec 2nd

Crazy bright moon..

jmarie3: I thought I left the outside light on, went to turn it off, realize it was off, and it...

Dec 2nd

i'm sprung.

iconcur: Thanks for the comment ocala girl. OH YOU ARE WELCOME. Can you get me one of those...

Dec 2nd

(via afghanibanani)

Dec 1st

(via afghanibanani) Gives new meaning to “Hey, quit...

Dec 1st

One more time, baby, one more time.

Dec 1st

December, as a month, has traditionally...

Today, December 1st, I wake up to a broken toilet. I called it in. It’s 1:30 and no...

Dec 1st

Listen

Brand new song from Ted Leo + the Pharmacists—“Even Heroes Have to Die.”

Dec 1st

Pet Peeve #4,256

yurztruly: thebootlegsaint: is people saying/typing ‘heh’.  Just don’t do it.  DON’T DO IT. ...

Dec 1st

afghanibanani: (via bathroomwindow) Says you losers. I am...

Dec 1st

“Some questions won’t get answered until somebody asks...”

Dec 1st

Something about something

and something else, Man, you’re so damn clever. Man, you’ve got it all figured out.

Dec 1st

Formspring was my attempt to make Tumblr...

Dec 1st

“Next time you tell me that you want me, put your little foot...”

Dec 1st

Tumblr is pissing me right the fuck off...

Dec 1st