I hid under your porch because I love you.
I'm going to see UP today
in Digital 3D. I’d watch junior college badminton games if they were available in 3D.
Lady GaGa is on the cover of Rolling Stone
or in other words, Rolling Stone has jumped the shark. They’ve jumped the shark. They’ve jumped the motherfucking shark.
I have allegedly lost
a follower or two, depending on which tumblr tally I believe. All I can say is eff you people. You will not be forgotten once the revolution begins. Just kidding, I’m so aloof, I don’t even know who the fuck left.
the correct answer is midnight
yurz-truly: see ya in a few, (tum)bitchez! * Little Ceasar’s tends to give me the Neon Trotzkys, so I’m not sure if that’s a win for you.
yurz-truly: i was hoping it was universal. sorry you won’t get reblog tumbhilarity credit for this, ep. i will heart one of your posts to make up for it, though. that’s me: keeping the tumblrsphere in balance, ensuring tumbhilarity justice for all. haha Thanks. In the crap towns I’ve been in lately, things close at 10pm or earlier.
the person below me drinks their own pee
alabamawhitman: (via ashleyleyley)
Why is Twitter being
such a fuckload right now?
stylman: Uncle Tupelo - Effigy (CCR cover) Seemed...
Who is ready for some Magic?
Let’s go Orlando.
fleetingtransient: ….a university graduate. Finally. This makes me happy. Congrats. Hopefully that means more in Canada.
jmarie3: electricpencils: I jumped to 107. There are so many people I’d like top think… AlabamaWhitman and JMarie…thanks for the likes and the reblogs. Former Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk…for waving it fair. The Trix Rabbit…for showing me persistance. Ryan Adams…for being an asshole. I’d also like to thank Olivia Wilde’s eyebrows, the music of obscure bands and Internet memes. And of...
I jumped to 107. There are so many people I’d like top think… AlabamaWhitman and JMarie…thanks for the likes and the reblogs. Former Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk…for waving it fair. The Trix Rabbit…for showing me persistance. Ryan Adams…for being an asshole. I’d also like to thank Olivia Wilde’s eyebrows, the music of obscure bands and Internet...
Evan Dando—“Ballad of El Goodo” ...
jmarie3: electricpencils: Old 97’s—“Smokers” ...
Just 5 more points
And my tumblarity breaks 100.
alabamawhitman: electricpencils: Dinosaur...
Tumblr Debate: Murder or Self Defense? →
I don’t think there’s any question the man was “in the right” when he shot the robber. The question is this…when he came back, got a second gun and shot the teenager (who was unarmed and unconscious at this point) five more times in the abdomen, is that murder or still self-defense?
A kid just won a spelling bee...
for correctly spelling Laodicean. I applaud this girl with vigor and sincerity. She is a hero. A hero, you ask? Why such high praise? Let me offer a couple of examples… Two days ago, we went through the drive-thru at the bank. Underneath the button to send the cannister was written “Prees to send.” Yes. They misspelled press. These are the people who are keeping our money. ...
M. Ward—“Magic Trick” I love...
yurz-truly: boxocolor: parenthesized: sick use of typography to create a dylan portrait set to his song “don’t think twice, it’s all right.” ———— SO glad I didn’t skip this link. I like to believe each letter continues spelling out the lyrics as the song plays. I’m not motivated enough to actually figure it out, but believing so increases my satisfaction with this already awesome project,...
yurz-truly: yep. Was this in response to me? Reblog me so I get more points! You have to play the game!
The more I reblog people
the higher my tumblarity goes. Basically, Tumblr is a blog that does not reward original thought.
Chris Andersen is hard to ignore, a 6-foot-10 Nuggets forward whose gel-hardened...– I mean, come on, how can you not love him? NYT (via cajunboy) (via nbaplayoffs2009) EASY! I hate him. I hate everything he stands for. Hes a terrible role model. TERRIBLE. (via laydown) Chris Andersen is a total scumbag, right along with 98% of the rest of the NBA. I can’t understand how such...
alabamawhitman: If You Want Blood - AC/DC Um, it...
After 10 Months
of living in hotels all over the country, we’re finally moving back into a house next week. I’m ready for it, but at the same time, it will be an odd transistion. I’m not sure if we’ll know what to do with that much space after being confined to one room for sleeping and watching TV and pretty much everything.
Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology from site →
am-: (via poops) that’s cool. 1. How do you know if an IP address is Scientology based? 2. Although I think they’re whack jobs, it seems a bit discriminatory. 3. Doesn’t Wikipedia know what happens to people that fuck with Scientology? These people infiltrated the CIA and and nearly succeeded in framing a woman for bomb threats, among other things.
in no way do I understand how THAT sounds like...
alabamawhitman: electricpencils: (via alabamawhitman) Have you listened to the new Iggy Pop Album? http://www.myspace.com/iggypoppreliminaires He’s all Jazzy and European. EDIT: I guess reminded me of the new Iggy Pop is more accurate than sounds like the new Iggy Pop. Got it, and NO, I had not heard this! What the crap, Igster? Kinda cool… and the DEFINITION of random. I like Linnzi’s...
in no way do I understand how THAT sounds like...
(via alabamawhitman) Have you listened to the new Iggy Pop Album? http://www.myspace.com/iggypoppreliminaires He’s all Jazzy and European. EDIT: I guess reminded me of the new Iggy Pop is more accurate than sounds like the new Iggy Pop.
Linnzi Zaorski →
alabamawhitman: Give it a listen. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. I will give you a dollar if you are. You don’t have to give me a dollar, but I just thought it was okay. I didn’t hate it, but I wouldn’t actively seek it out. It actually sounds a lot like the new Iggy Pop record, which I also wasn’t pleased with. However, I liked Rancid’s new album. As well...
And one more thing: Sodomy is the only sin for which God came down from heaven...– Will the Antichrist be a homosexual? - Frontiersman - Wasilla, Alaska via Andrew Sullivan A thought… um, if this declaration of “fact” isn’t enough to make you realize the theistic God of the Bible is a ridiculous caricature, I don’t know what will. I mean, of all of things to bring about a...
I just read an article about how Melissa Joan Hart lost 42 pounds, which, hey, great for her. I do take exception with the headline “TV Star’s Slim New Figure”. Is MJH still considered a TV star? When is the last time she starred in something on TV? Is this really what I’m filling my blog with? Blame tumblarity. It’s forcing me to fill my blog with fluff about...
Absentee—“You Try Sober”
pt 2 personal ad
alabamawhitman: occasional snorer, rarely fixes hair, digestive tract issues, history and political science NERD, obsessive fantasy football player, commitment-phobia… Should we start recruiting for this year’s league yet? I’m hoping to get Roy Williams to play. We’re Twitter BFFs now.
Why does Tumblr hate George Strait? I posted a song and my tumblarity dropped 9 points. Fuck you, Tumblr.
George Strait—“Ocean Front...
littlemorsels: My tumbularity is now at 7. I don’t understand you people. I said keep it at 0, but no, it keeps going up. Maybe I should try this in my store - “Don’t buy more things” and then we’ll have the best sales all year. Stop making it go up. You want it to go up? This reblog and “like” should help.
If you’re on Twitter, follow my new friend @Datboyie. It’s Bengals (and former Cowboys and Sooners) safety, Roy Williams. He’s twit-picking his dental appointment. (And he’s talked to me twice now)
This year's NBA playoffs
has had some spectacular games.
jmarie3: electricpencils: jmarie3: That being said, the caramel cream in the can (I saw that once on a cooking show) has given me the urge to go suck whipped cream out of a can, which I will do now, because it was a very long day. Is this a euphemism? Not really (a euphemism). I do have a can of whipped cream, but nothing to put it on, so I’ll either squirt it into a bowl and eat it...
jmarie3: That being said, the caramel cream in the can (I saw that once on a cooking show) has given me the urge to go suck whipped cream out of a can, which I will do now, because it was a very long day. Is this a euphemism?
My Twitter Highlight
so far is Twatting with former Cowboys’ (current Bengals’) safety Roy Williams. Here was our exchange: Me: @Datboyie Holy Crap…is this really Roy Williams? Him: Datboyie@ElectricPencils yes sir I’m pretty sure I’ve annoyed Adam Duritz a couple of time, but he never responds directly to me.