September 2009
Report: DJ AM's cause of death was accidental...
yankeegirl:
inothernews:
(via AM New York)
I take a shit load of prescription meds most on this list but I do not mix with alcohol or illegal drugs. That’s why I don’t die. WTF is wrong with people (celebrities) the warning labels are there for a reason.
So, he tripped and fell mouth first into a pile of drugs? That is a shame.
iconcur:
prince - raspberry beret
seems that i...
pms:
guster - satellite (i’m pretty gangster/pop...
I stand UNcorrected: Two Peom's
afghanibanani:
The other day I posted a quote from a scholarly type about the decline of civilization and how Twitter is so obnoxiously assisting in said decline. He said something about how no one should know, or care, who Tila Tequila is, etc. (All true)
The post was met with some great backlash from a couple of followers. First of all: I am a Twitter user and do not give a shit about Miss...
brieknowsthings:
Magpie The Mountain Goats
Great...
An Open Letter To Old Guy Who Works At Starbucks...
kellyoxford:
Dear Sir, You know me as the “young girl who has all of the kids”, and while you first wooed me with that statement I’ve come to realize that it was all part of your bit.
Let me verse you in a basic rule of the service industry: You serve.
Don’t get me wrong. I think you are a really nice guy, probably… but you seem to think the counter that separates you from your line of coffee...
Is this false advertisement?
So, I just bought some “All Natural” liquid toothpaste. It cost 9 bucks. Luckily, I got it for half off. I don’t usually feel comfortable paying that kind of money for things.
The reason I got it is because on the front of the box, it reads:
“Helps Stop: Gum Disease, Receding Gums, Gingivitis, Bleeding Gums And Bad Breath.”
I have one or more of these things.
...
You know what I hate worse than mopping? Racism. But right now, It’s just the white floor keeping me down.
Against Me!—“Wagon Wheel” (OCMS...
RYAN ADAMS & MARY-LOUISE PARKER in Conversation at...
yankeegirl:
Friday, September 25, 2009, 6:00pm Celeste Bartos Forum, Stephen A. Schwarzman Building (5th Avenue & 42nd St.) $25 general admission; $15 library donors, seniors and students with valid identification. For more information, and to buy tickets, go here: www.nypl.org/research/chss/pep/pepdesc.cfm?id=5845
WTF COULD THESE TWO PEOPLE POSSIBLY TALK ABOUT
I believe they will be...
I get so much shit for being a Yankees fan.
yankeegirl:
inothernews:
sarahkristenn:
Reason #48694860394863769 why I belong on the east coast.
That’s because your team does well in most years; because your team’s owner is spending good money to field a decent, playoff-quality team; because we’ve won all those championships; because we have classy guys like Jeter and Texeira and Rivera, young kids like Pena and Joba, exuberant,...
An Open Letter to the Nurse Who Gave Me an Enema...
kellyoxford:
Hello Nurse,
Given you work in a busy emergency ward, I don’t expect you to remember me. It was a late November night in 2008 and I came in with severe abdominal pain. This pain was on par with the labors of my children so I would like to thank you for the morphine. It stopped my screaming and gave me a decent “just peed in my pants” buzz. I would also like to thank you for the...
Old Crow Medicine Show—“Wagon...
Yurz, that story should be a Lucinda Williams song
yurztruly:
electricpencils:
Somewhat unrelated, but I knew Lucinda Williams’ dad, Miller.
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Cool! From what I understand, he is/was a writer in his own right…
haha Yeah, that’s a bit of an understatement. He was my poetry workshop professor at University of Arkansas. He had me sign one of my poems for him, “Fragments After Having a Workshop With Miller Williams”. I...
Yurz, that story should be a Lucinda Williams song
yurztruly:
hoosierbuddy:
you know I’m right
Heh. Indeed. :o)
Somewhat unrelated, but I knew Lucinda Williams’ dad, Miller.
yurztruly:
vela:
“Return of The Grievous Angel”...
haha Bruj
bruj:
Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of mine too. FINALLY. I now have Rom-Com nailed. Ironically daughter came in with You Me and Dupree to put on, I told her you said it’s crap, gave her Death at A Funeral instead, British Rom-Com?
I haven’t seen it. I wanted to when it was in the theaters, but I missed it.
haha Bruj
bruj:
electricpencils:
bruj:
electricpencils:
You’re so silly. Superbad is a teen/buddy flick with Rom-Com leanings.
Aw! Damn. See, I started out thinking ROM-COM was a Sci-FI thing and I STILL got it wrong. How about You, Me & Dupree? I liked that one. Plus it had the always sexy Kate Hudson in it…
haha That’s just a bad movie.
A Rom-Com is a movie where a romance is the central...
haha Bruj
bruj:
electricpencils:
You’re so silly. Superbad is a teen/buddy flick with Rom-Com leanings.
Aw! Damn. See, I started out thinking ROM-COM was a Sci-FI thing and I STILL got it wrong. How about You, Me & Dupree? I liked that one. Plus it had the always sexy Kate Hudson in it…
haha That’s just a bad movie.
A Rom-Com is a movie where a romance is the central theme, but is funny....
Sum 41—“Rhythms”
Apparently...
it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of...
afghanibanani:
lickystickypickyme:
like what the hell would that mean anyway? cliches kill.
It’s supposed to mean that really fat guys with small peepees can still be good at sex.
I am living proof that ^^^^^^^^^^ is true. :-)
haha Bruj
You’re so silly. Superbad is a teen/buddy flick with Rom-Com leanings.
Twitterer's have spoken
kellyoxford:
I notice a lot of repeats on Twitter. Things many people think are vile: Axe Body Spray Nickleback Jay Leno PT Cruisers
What else?
Dan Brown novels and the movies that are made from them.
People who drive-by DM me on Twitter.
Black jellybeans.
on romcoms
yurztruly:
subjecttomeg:
jaimeleigh:
I don’t watch ‘em, because they’re terrible. I’m not saying my taste in film is always the most discerning (my favourite movie is The Last Seduction), but there’s something about the romantic comedy that just makes me want to tear my skin off.
What I don’t understand is why people do watch them. We know people watch them because even the worst ones...
Pavement—“Silence Kit”
Reunion...
afghanibanani:
How To Fight Lonliness - Wilco
I've been disheartened
einsteinsgirl:
sinkships:
lateniteriser:
and I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt because ideally it makes Ryan Adams happy. I wanted to like her. I am ready to have anyone prove me wrong but I heard a story tonight. And it came out of the blue and I wasn’t even looking for a name or even a reason. I met this girl who is dating my cousin tonight. She’s smart, funny, has a really...
Me First & the Gimme...
Pat Green & Willie...
I’ve been walkin’ these streets so...
truthordare:
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow...
jmarie3:
Hopefully this time I did it right.
...
Stupid Question of the Night
So, for some reason, I’m intent on keeping my “likes” at 666, but obviously, there are post I would like to “like,” so my question is this, If I “like” and then “unlike” something, will it still show up as a “like” to the person who posted the post that I “liked”?
jmarie3:
Jim Croce-I Got A Name
(Don’t laugh,...
I keep wanting to "like" posts...
but I also want to keep my “likes” at 666 because I’m still a 15 year old boy.
Absentee—“You Try Sober”
I still think what's getting lost in this...
jmarie3:
electricpencils:
So, either Kanye is nuts, or he has only seen like 3 other videos in his life and they were his own, or he’s a pussyhound and Jay-Z needs to handle his business with it.
I mean just off the top of my head…
Thriller (or pretty much ANY MJ video)
Buddy Holly by Weezer
Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel
That weird song by Bjork with the giant bear.
Hell, even “Video...
REAL MEN BUY THEIR GIRLFRIENDS OR WIVES TAMPONS
yankeegirl:
SELF CHECKOUT LEAVES NO EXCUSES
I never understood a guy’s reluctance to by feminine hygiene products.
Do you think the cashier thinks you’re buying them for yourself?
Really, all it says is “Yeah, I’m getting laid on a regular basis.” because if you’re buying them, you’re clearly hitting it before it gets to the level where she’ll ask...
“No one should die because of zombie attack, but if they get infected, the right...”
“I myself have never been able to find out what feminism is; I only know that...”
– Rebecca West (via plainoljane)
I used to have a huge version of this on my wall when I was a teen.
(via afghanibanani)
haha This was my 666th “liked” post. Make your own jokes.
I still think what's getting lost in this...
is Kanye’s mental health. I mean, seriously, he thinks “Single Ladies” is one of the greatest videos of all-time? It’s just Beyonce and 2 dancers doing the same dance for like 3 minutes. There’s no narrative to it. No fancy camera tricks. Nothing innovative at all. Really Kanye? One of the best videos of all-time?
So, either Kanye is nuts, or he has only seen like 3...
I think that Taylor Swift's ego will be firmly...
afghanibanani:
She’s going to be okay, you guys.
Get over it.
NO! SHE IS A DELICATE FLOWER!
Jim Carroll Band—“I Want the...
Poem for Jim Carroll
Saint Junkie sleeps in a room where dreams slip out slightly cracked windows, traded for the cool night breeze.
Saint Junkie writes his sermon in piss on a subway wall, or the stall of a bathroom places where the gospel is truly needed.
Saint Junkie rests in a box stifled by the weight of genius, bent by the debt of borrowed time and somewhere someone...
