June 2010
“Why don’t you go suck a fuck?”
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hahahaha Croquet mallet for the win!
My sister called to ask if I would co-sign for my...
And I laughed and laughed and laughed.
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Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green
Is that not the very definition of “power couple”?
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Apparently
Wolfy’s, which was my favorite restaurant in Leesburg, Florida, burned down.
Not that I was ever going to go back there again, it still makes me a little sad. Now I want some corn nuggets.
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Why would they cast a horse as a baby doctor?
Oh, wait, that’s Alanis Morrissette.
I just signed up for Netflix again
I’ve only watched 2 new movies in the last 6 months. I think it’s having an adverse effect on my brain.
Any movie suggestions?
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Stand By Me is on TV tonight.
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I've spent the last 2 hours
eating Doritos and watching the Andy Griffith Show.
I’m still really achey, but I’m not nauseous at the moment.
Flawed Logic
I love Doritos.
Doritos make me gassy.
Therefore, I love being gassy.
Band Trivia
swanandedgar:
In the song “True Love” a mysterious noise can be heard right after the line “…and things you can’t explain.” This was the result of a kitten, who had wandered into the studio, jumping on Chris’s leg while he recorded his vocal track causing him to back into an electric drum kit, creating the crashing sound.
After listening to the playback, the timing seemed perfect, so it was...
How many of you are happy?
I don’t mean, is your life perfect or are you happy just at this very moment, but overall, do you consider yourself to be happy?
Blah
I went into work and left after 2 hours. I felt like shit when I woke up, but decided to go in anyways. I just kept feeling progressively worse, and it didn’t help matters that, once again, half of the crew showed up over an hour late. In all fairness, I’m surprised that they showed up at all.
I hope this is a “24 hour” thing. I’m nauseous and achey and I don’t...
Goodnight, kids.
Remember, Daddy loves you.
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Four shadows, lingering under a tree in the moonlight, smoking cigarillos and talking about dreams as if they might come true.
animalmachine:
Pale Blue Eyes by The Velvet...
animalmachine:
I wish I knew a girl who could sit on my living-room floor with me and listen to “Pale Blue Eyes” by The Velvet Underground.
And not seem like she’s trying too hard to get it. Or that she is suppose to like it…
She’d know how it is…
“If I could make the world as pure and strange as what I see, I’d put you in the mirror, I put in front of me. I put in front of me. Linger on,...
“Maybe someday, I won’t be so lonely
And I’ll walk on water every...”
– Counting Crows
swanandedgar:
“True Love”—Swan & Edgar
This...
“When I die, you can scatter my ashes anywhere but here.”
– Kasey Anderson
I should be going somewhere right now.
I don’t feel like it.
I feel like going somewhere else.
I can’t though.
But someday soon…
I'm not kidding. "Hello, It's Me" like ten times...
“As 5-year-olds, the children who had been spanked were more likely than the...”
– The Long-Term Effects of Spanking - TIME (via apsies)
I dunno…..fear was an excellent deterrent when I was a kid….I knew better than to ask “why”…..I just didn’t do it……I learned there were consequences to actions, and if I didn’t want the consequences, then I shouldn’t do the actions….pretty basic...
Have you ever felt the need to listen to Todd...
If so, we could be soulmates.
If I believed in soulmates.
Or souls, for that matter.
I had a dream you were not who you said you were....
“Ashamed”—Deer Tick
Well I...
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What music are you listening to today?
Damien Jurado. Then some Frightened Rabbit in the car. I’m guessing some Swan & Edgar later.
Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
It's a Damien Jurado morning
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Another day, another new underage female follower
Did someone list me in the directory under “teen idols” or something?
I've had this dream before
maybe not this same dream, but it felt like I’d been there before.
It’s worse than a nightmare.
Take me out of it and everyone else was having a pleasant time.
Wilco is one of my all-time favorite bands
but if you ever get the chance to see Jeff Tweedy’s solo show, I encourage you to do it. He’s a fantastic performer, but he’s also funny as fuck.
Stalker ME!!!
So, I just got a lovely card in the mail, postmarked in San Diego, no return address.
On the front is a picture of a little old lady. Inside is the typed message: hi. thought you should know who you’ve been spilling your guts to in that filthy chat room.
It’s pretty funny. I’m pretty sure that’s the message that comes in the card. I don’t think anyone typed it...
I keep getting new followers that are like 15 year...
If you’re expecting me to buy you Boone’s Farm, it’s not happening. I can’t go back to prison.
Weekend!!!
Bekah almost killed me last night.
I have a new lease on life.
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I've discovered my purpose in life...
is to successfully breed a tuna and a unicorn to form the first ever tunicorn.
Who else is excited for the NBA draft tonight?
I’m guessing no one but me. I don’t seem to have a lot of sports fans that follow me on Tumblr.
I’m pumped. The Thunder had a breakout season last year with 50 wins. Sam Presti is working his GM magic and I think something big is going to happen tonight.
Thunder Up!
My obsession continues…
...
“True Love”—Swan & Edgar
...
For the second day in a row...
I worked late and didn’t get to sleep until later than normal, so I wasted the whole evening sleeping. I’m hungry. I need a shoulder rub. Also, I haven’t been to the gym in over a week. Blah. And I need to do laundry. Fuck. Guess I should go put that on so it’s done before work.
Also, I’m up like 10 followers in the last few days. It’s making me paranoid.
If...
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Can you recommend yourself for the Tumblr Tuesday...
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If you could be on one TV show which one would it...
A little obvious, but America’s Next Top Model.
Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
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What was your first paying job?
Slingin’ chicken at the KFC!
Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
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If you could go back in time 10 years and tell...
Oh so much. But could we go back just a little further? Let’s say 13 years?
Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
I just slept for almost 12 hours
My body’s achey. I feel like I could probably go back to sleep. Ugh.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-20) →
Frightened Rabbit (106)
The Turtles (21)
Van Morrison (16)
Swan & Edgar (10)
Huey Lewis And The News (10)
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