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So, I went to the doctor because I hurt my back at work last week. She’s keeping me home for at least a week and gave me some prescriptions. I went to Walkgreens to get them filled and they said it would be 50 minutes, so I came home and went back an hour later. They weren’t ready. In fact, the chick seemed to not know what happened to them. I sat there another 45 minutes before the...
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Mind your own business, chicken-fucker. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
What celebrity would you most like to meet in...
Electric Pencils. That dude is rad. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
So, they forgot to mention that Corey Haim died...
I feel you, bro. They left me out too.
I’ve been drowning in this city of rain you ripped right through me like a...– Kasey Anderson
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of...– Rosemary Urquico (via kblitz) Beautiful. (via sorunstheworldaway) Based on this description, you’re suggesting I date a girl who pays attention to nothing but what she’s reading. How would that make for a good relationship? It’s overly-romanticizing literacy. Do I like a girl...
If you had a time machine, what date would you...
A: I’d travel back to yesterday and prevent you from asking this stupid question. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
Sometimes, when I listen to music, I imagine...
Good day so far...
Endured the 36 degree weather to watch the Hogs beat Utah 3-2 in a very exciting game. I love college baseball. And looking at college girls. I should go back to school. About to meet up with friends for dinner and then Lucero at George’s Majestic. Also, I can almost feel my fingers and toes again.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-2-20) →
Ryan Adams (56) New York Dolls (16) The Cars (15) The Black Keys (8) The David Wax Museum (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Maybe I should clear my mind Put it all behind me Find another lover But love...– Chris Fullerton
What language would you like to learn how to...
The language of Love. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
I have no friends. And I dont mean I have friends...
That’s why I invent people. Half of Twitter is just my imaginary friends that I made up to talk with me. But not @KanyeWest cause that guy is a douche and I wouldn’t make up a douche. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
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Just got two packages in the mail...
After 14 months, my ex sent me all (or most of) the stuff I had left behind. Kind of an odd feeling rushed over me as I opened the box and padded envelope and went through it. It was all mostly personal stuff, what most would look at and deem insignificant, but I tend to cling to things like that. *sigh* Anyway, it’s a little more closure on a chunk of my life that I’m still trying...
I'd like to tell you all how I disgust myself, all...
What is the farthest distance you've driven for...
Just for sex? Across town. However, more than one woman has flown halfway across the country for it from me. That makes me sound like a douchebag, but it’s true. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
I’m a human Magic 8 Ball. Ask me something and give me a shake. http://formspring.me/ElectricPencils
It was supposed to start tomorrow, but I tweaked my back last night at work, so they told me to go home when I came in today so I could rest it. Now I’m off every day except Sunday until next Wednesday. Big Lucero show on Saturday night in Fayetteville. I think I’m going to drive over early and catch a Razorbacks baseball game. Also, got new tires on my car. Nice to drive 65 and not...
In your last answer did you say you have a "fair...
Fuck off, you (me) and leave me alone. It’s time for us to go to work. I got us a gig as a sideshow act at the Fair of Needles. We’re headed to Cali. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
Do you have any tattoos? Anything you might like...
I don’t have tattoos. This may have been covered before, but I have weird anxiety issues. I’ll change shirts 3 times before I leave the house, so the thought of putting a picture on my skin that I can never just change or take off freaks me out. Also, I have a fair of needles, and no, I don’t need you to explain to me that it doesn’t feel like a needle and blah blah blah....
If you could have any car you wanted, what kind of...
Um any car? Like a Transformer. And it turned from a car to a really hot chick who would have sex with me. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
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Who is the most important person in the world to...
Me. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
If we cut funding for Planned Parenthood
afghanibanani: we could sustain war for 3 hours and 51 minutes. Think about it… you guys need to look at it from all the angles. Would that be the War on Decency?
fuck yeah counting crows: Live At The Slim's... →
fyeahcountingcrows: (This is a great quality recording of a very old show played at Slim’s Night Club in San Francisco. Enjoy!) 01 Open All Night & Anna Begins http://www.mediafire.com/?7zf3mbnvhtw1hpd 02 A Mona Lisa http://www.mediafire.com/?tco7rrun6rdy77a 03 Omaha … Thanks. Such a fantastic old school setlist.
What's your favorite quality about yourself?
My humility about how fucking awesome I am. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
Anonymous asked: Yea, I got a bad heartache and thought forgiveness would provide some relief but I can't get there...how to let it go ? I think there is no answer...
Anonymous asked: Do you believe forgiveness is always possible?
Oh Saturday Night...
So, Thursday night was Old 97’s in Fayetteville. Always a good time. Met up with Bevan and Melissa beforehand for dinner and beer at Hog Haus, then we shuffled down the street to George’s majestic for the show. I consumed a nice amount of adult beverages and the band played a blistering set, including my favorite 97’s tune, “Wish the Worst.” Yesterday was spent...
What's the first thing you think of when you wake...
Open my eyes. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
If you could eat at any restaurant in the world...
Original Maxwell Street Station at 67th & Cicero in Chicago. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
what's your favorite color?
Navy blue. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
All my enemies are coming for me, they've come...
Someone in Lafayette loves my blog.
"Have sex" in quotations: it covers a broad...
Oh, I don’t do any of that stuff. That’s gross. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
What do you think about Barack Obama?
I think he’s trying to dig this country out of a mighty deep hole. I think he’s made some mistakes. I think he’s had to deal with way too much BS and disrespect from a very vocal group of nutjobs and it’s hindered a lot of progress. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
Would you grow a soulpatch?
I’m not opposed to a soul patch, but I prefer to have an actual beard, which is one of many reasons I’ll never be a jazz musician. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
How many times do you "have sex" a day?
Um, why is “have sex” in quotes? Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
What song best describes your life right now?
“I Was in the House When the House Burned Down”—Warren Zevon Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
Who is your favorite actor and why?
Probably Philip Seymour Hoffman. Why? Because he actually plays characters, as opposed to most “stars” who just play themselves in every movie. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
Where are you going to get your taxes done?
I did them myself. I don’t make enough to get them done. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.
What's the first thing that you usually notice...
If they’re holding a gun on me. Ask me a question. Tell me a secret.