May 2011
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When you were little, what did you want to be when...
Older. And taller.
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What was the happiest moment in your life?
Right now.
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“Every Breath You Take”—The...
vituperations asked: I only find that word acceptable when talking about cake or other baked goods. I think, in most people's minds, maybe most things shouldn't be "moist". Rarely do you want something to be moist when you get it. Some things are made to get wet, etc. (I don't think it has anything to do with sexual connotations.) Just say damp or something.
I have no idea if...
I have no idea if...
Why do chicks hate the word "moist"?
If had many, many females tell me they hate the word “moist” over the years and I don’t get it. I mean, I understand if you say you don’t like “cunt” for example, because that has some derogatory connotation to it. But “moist”? And it’s not always in reference to their state of sexual arousal, because I, personally at least, have never, to my...
I haven't written much "creatively" in a while....
Nightjogging
I’ve been reduced to this, soles slapping asphalt on sullen streets with brooding houses nightlights whisper behind half-drawn shades as I parade past each step a lumbering exhalation of this fruitless exercise.
I have been reduced to pushing paper and thinning hair thin smiles regard the past like a story told in a foreign tongue and I have to think life would be...
“Follow My Melody”—The...
I still don't get why we have Memorial Day AND...
“I proclaim this day, Memorial Day, and it shall be not only a time to gather for...”
– President Grover Cleveland, 1886
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What have you wanted to do for years but haven't...
I’ve wanted to be happy.
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I rewrote Steve Miller's "The Joker"...
If it's not anonymous why do you people have to...
jesserelly:
Get over yourselves.
Also bye, probably.
Thank you.
Tumblr is being such a fuckass
I added a description with that last link, it didn’t show up. Last night, I answered a question from my Askhole, the answer didn’t show up. I posted a quote and the attribution didn’t show up until I went back in and added it again.
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“Welcome to Chili’s. I’m Eagle-Eye Cherry and I’ll be taking...”
– I’m just guessing here, but probably, right?
“My Best Mistake”—Son of the...
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Who's your favorite relative and why are they your...
I’m sure it’s someone who is dead and that’s because I never have to see or hear them again.
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do you ever go back and look at guys you were in...
sade:
and then vomit violently
No. Never.
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What would you try if you had no fear?
If I had no fear, I’d try to be afraid of things.
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Am I giving off a pheromone that draws married...
Is that even possible on the Internet.
If it were an Olympic sport, I’d be the world-record holding gold medalist.
“These oranges are really good. I wish oranges were as easy to peel as bananas....”
Wherein I bring the funny at work
Co-worker: I think we should bring back Pee Wee's "Word of the Day." The word of the day is...falafel! Aaaaahhh!!!!
Me: But this is rural Oklahoma, so they'd get the word wrong and it would be more like "Boy, I sure falafel today."
Just visiting
We had visitors today. Everywhere I’ve worked, people get in a tizzy whenever “corporate” arrives. It doesn’t bother me, because I do my job every day. The last place I worked, which was retail, was probably the worst. They would keep people two hours late to clean and get stuff done. It always reminded me of a kid cleaning his room at the last minute before his parents got...
“King’s Crossing”—Elliott...
My blog is huge in Canada lately. What's that...
“Ain’t It Fun”—Dead Boys
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-5-22) →
Theodore (40)
AC/DC (16)
Old 97’s (7)
The Romany Rye (6)
Bright Eyes (4)
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Woke right up to a brand new day
Up at 7am to take my new shoes to the track. Healthy breakfast. Time to get into a better routine.
Next thing on the list to work on is writing. I need to write AND I need to start sending it out. I’ve been sitting on four screenplays for years now. They’re good. Not perfect, but good.
Anyone have any advice on sending out screenplays?
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4AM. The Blue Nile records. The songs feel like...
“Defeated, TN” by Theodore. “Tallahassee” and “The Sunset Tree” by the Mountain Goats.
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“Monday Morning”—Fleetwood Mac
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CMJ or Bust
Last week, my good friend Ryan and I were having a late night Facebook chat about CMJ and how I should be there. Ryan is a very optimistic dude and it’s hard not to get excited when he tells you something is possible. So, I’ve got it in my head that I’m going to CMJ in NYC this year.
It’s tough though because unlike SXSW, which was just a 7 hour drive, NYC is quite a trip...
I'm resisting the urge to post a sports rant
It would only fall on deaf ears, anyway, because people need a scapegoat. People need to create drama. It can’t just be about the game.
I blame Lebron.
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What's your biggest pet peeve?
Fudgie. He’s almost 7 pounds. But really, that’s small compared to peeves you might find in the wild. Pet peeves are bred to be smaller.
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