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lacey:

babs-the-red:

scout:

Holy shit. Also, while googling poopy time fun shapes to see if this was actually a thing, I came across a place called POOPREPORT.COM POOP. REPORT. Poop report. “Your #1 source for your #2 business.”

poop is in no way fun. what is wrong with people??

I wonder if I can get this delivered before Valentine’s Day. I want to leave heart shaped poops in the toilet for Kevin because I’m a romantic. <3 <3

I don’t…what I’m…so let me…I mean, you stick this up your kid’s ass? Is that child abuse? Can we get a ruling on this one?

Edit: I fell for the Internet’s trickery. I was so taken aback. This is how Republicans get elected. We react without learning first.

(Source: hatethefuture)