eLeCTRIC PENCILS

I am borrowing Internet. Except tonight I stopped for groceries, and by groceries, I mean beer.

I should be at the Mountain Goats, but I’m a slackass, and rather than buying a ticket last month, when I knew they were going to be playing, I waited, and you can fill in the blanks to finish the story.

But I do have beer.

And some taquitos, should I chose to have diarrhea later.