eLeCTRIC PENCILS

Things I want to do today:

Sit in bed and watch TV

Go to a movie

Buy a couch

Go to Chickenshit Bingo at Jenny’s Little Longhorn

Not get out of bed at all

Things I have to do today:

Laundry

I’m willing to make a deal. If one of you will do my laundry, I will take you to a movie or take you to chickenshit bingo or you can sit in bed with me and watch TV. (Sorry, I’m not buying you a couch.)

Anyone?