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The front-runner in the GOP nomination race said Wednesday in a CNN interview that he was “not very concerned about the very poor” because they have an “ample safety net.”

I’d have more respect for him if he was just like, “Fuck poor people. They ain’t got my back either.” But this pussy-footin’ around just makes me want to ejaculate in his over-priced breakfast cereal.