eLeCTRIC PENCILS

I need to do laundry. I usually do it on the weekends, but I had houseguests for most of it, and apparently, the laundry facility in my complex isn’t functioning, also, I slept most of yesterday, and after work tonight, I met someone for drinks, so what I’m saying is I didn’t do laundry.

I hope I have something to wear tomorrow.

I haven’t had dinner either and I’m wondering if any of the leftovers in my fridge are still good, but I don’t care enough at the moment to actually check and since it’s after 10pm, I’m not sure I’ll get hungry enough to care tonight, so there was really no point in mentioning it, now was there?

Also, I think I need air in one of my back tires.

That is not a metaphor.