eLeCTRIC PENCILS

kellyoxford: inmi: Good friends will email you to tell you...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:40:09 -0500

inmi:

Good friends will email you to tell you there is a dinosaur Christmas book that you will probably order soonish because hello? Dinosaurs AND Christmas?! That’s a mom-brownie-point goldmine right there.

Christians and dinosaurs, together at last.
Oh Christmas is so magical!

I was complaining about the Flintstone’s Christmas special years ago.

kellyoxford: John O’Hurley: “Give one of the meanings of the...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:23:55 -0500

kellyoxford:

John O’Hurley: “Give one of the meanings of the word: Bust”
*buzz*
Tameka: “You know, that little statue from your bust to your head… the little statue, I don’t know what it’s called.”

TRUE STORY

Umm, but that’s Richard Dawson.

We've given you ten-plus YEARS to reproduce what's now reduced to mere beginner's luck and sophomoric success you had writing the gems of August and Recovering, Mr. Duritz, and you've since failed to deliver even a fraction of the masterpiece that was Anna Begins, and now you wanna be my karaoke singer? No way, dude. No way.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:25:08 -0500

We've given you ten-plus YEARS to reproduce what's now reduced to mere beginner's luck and...

We've given you ten-plus YEARS to reproduce what's now reduced to mere beginner's luck and sophomoric success you had writing the gems of August and Recovering, Mr. Duritz, and you've since failed to deliver even a fraction of the masterpiece that was Anna Begins, and now you wanna be my karaoke singer? No way, dude. No way.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 14:11:44 -0500

We've given you ten-plus YEARS to reproduce what's now reduced to mere beginner's luck and...

I am now revisiting my youth...thank you, Huey Lewis.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:58:41 -0500

Reblog with the first album you bought...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:39:24 -0500

jmarie3: thegrasshopperunit: Tubthumping-...

GEORGE ORWELL WAS A SOCIALIST.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:26:16 -0500

GEORGE ORWELL WAS A SOCIALIST.: axinomancy: “Every line of serious work that I have written since...

afghanibanani: lindsayhuffman: (via iampotkettleblack) I hope...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:13:57 -0500

afghanibanani:

lindsayhuffman:

(via iampotkettleblack)

I hope you kids know you’re blogging Gary Allen lyrics. That’s a top 40 country artist.

Actually, Gary covered it. It’s a Vertical Horizon song.

brieknowsthings: [via symphonyno2ineminor] (via...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:41:40 -0400

brieknowsthings:

[via symphonyno2ineminor]

(via fuckyeahpeanuts)

It’s on TV tonight.

I own it, but it’s on VHS, so that does me no good.

yurztruly: via stereoplaysjunk:fizzzzy:cadyheron:(via...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:50:17 -0400

yurztruly:

via stereoplaysjunk:fizzzzy:cadyheron:(via heresthething)

yurztruly: You were the one caught frenching Crissy Stevens...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:05:37 -0400

yurztruly:

You were the one caught frenching Crissy Stevens under the bleachers during recess, right?

*

Maybe I was and maybe I was…

kellyoxford: Draper’s Season 7.This house was just put on the...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:56:24 -0400

kellyoxford:

Draper’s Season 7.

This house was just put on the market today, in 2009, not 1970.
It’s listed at $900,000.

I like it. Now if I can find 99,999 people who want to chip in $9 with me, it’s totally mine!

andiwa: How much better of a first impression would I make if...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:29:59 -0400

andiwa:

How much better of a first impression would I make if my life was narrated by Jeremy Sisto?

Haha.

afghanibanani: folkinz: wilco: i am trying to break your...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:51:00 -0400

afghanibanani:

folkinz:

wilco: i am trying to break your heart

General Tumblr Population Guide

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 22:55:27 -0400

General Tumblr Population Guide: yurztruly: via subjecttomeg: via igather (via saafz) It’s easy to...

truthordare: icanread: (by strangerous) I really just don’t...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:50:27 -0400

truthordare:

icanread:

(by strangerous)

I really just don’t like this image. The font, the meaning, anything. First of all, it is so typical for the remedy of a girl’s broken heart to be another boy. Not going to get into that. This picture’s implying that females are the only ones who face heartbreak, and that a special male will always be there to fix your problem and find you amazing. Right. The image also does not take gay people into account. The font sucks and the colouring sucks. And saying, even metaphorically, that your heart can be repaired with scotch tape? We’re not twelve years old anymore, people. Or maybe I’m just cynical and totally off. Oh yeah, scotch tape is two words, and “a scotchtape” is grammatically incorrect. Just sayin’.

End rant.

haha That’s a rant I would’ve written, so bravo.

How Esai Morales Picks Up Women On Melrose In The Middle of the Afternoon

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:37:10 -0400

Esai: Where are you going? Kelly: Excuse me? Esai: Where are you going? Kelly: Going to my hotel....

afghanibanani: ohryankelley: Radiohead - High and...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:09:35 -0400

afghanibanani:

ohryankelley:

Radiohead - High and Dry

Probably my favorite Radiohead song.

hitrecordjoe: of course Animal has two kick...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:16:16 -0400

hitrecordjoe:

of course Animal has two kick drums.

jaredgeller:Harry Belafonte & Animal Drum Solo <8

afghanibanani: I’m sure God is the only one that will juge him,...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:52:17 -0400

afghanibanani:

I’m sure God is the only one that will juge him, because no one else even knows what that means.

Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha.